the worst thing about having to be in the a&e tonight wasn’t that fact it was 1am, but the fact the tea machine was out of order so i couldn’t have a cuppa

ELLIOT FUCK OFF

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

missbassweight:

patternicity:

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

Forever reblog. hate is taught, always.

muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

everything-fuckable:

*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors