And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Top Gear is the greatest show on tv and Jeremy Clarkson should be Prime Minister or ruler of the entire world!
Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
i think i’m having a mid life crisis and i’m not even 21
that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel