lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

ugly:

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

done deal

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

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k1mkardashian:

i think i’m having a mid life crisis and i’m not even 21

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches


Lighters of the Vietnam War

Lighters of the Vietnam War

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes