gazarath83:

bumfinger:

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Top Gear is the greatest show on tv and Jeremy Clarkson should be Prime Minister or ruler of the entire world!

Agreed

Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark

Love of mine 
Someday you will die
But I’ll be close behind
I’ll follow you into the dark

moniquill:

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

moniquill:

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!

Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

ugly:

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

done deal

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

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k1mkardashian:

i think i’m having a mid life crisis and i’m not even 21

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel